
For all those that are new to blogging these posts that are done on
Monday's come from
MckMama who from my knowledge started these. These are all experiences that we definitely
DO NOT go through on a daily basis. So anywhere that is
says didn't means did, or
not me definitely means I probably did.
I sit here thinking back on my last week and the experiences that i
did not happen to go through, I think to myself
why did it have to involve bodily fluids. Then I also think it reminds me of a post I read a little while ago my a friend of mine,
Momma Bex, and her one experience she posted about with bodily fluids while on a shopping trip. Feel free to hop on over to her blog. She inspires me so much. Love ya Momma
Bex, my future in-laws.
So lets just jump on into it.......
I was more than happy when I had a client come in this past week that wanted an auto and tenant policy. After two slow weeks it was so nice to get some new business. She was a nice lady and she brought her 4 year old granddaughter with her....now remember
4 YEARS OLD..(
OK you got that, 4 years old). Now during the first 10 minutes they were there the little girl made a couple small comments about having to go potty. Multiple times the G-Ma said if you have to go the potty is around the corner. So about 10 more minutes later, the little girl definitely
DID NOT stand up on my desk chair look at her grandma and say I'm gonna pee. Before we could say anything she peed all over the chair and floor.
NOPE NOT in my office,
NOT on my chair. Then I
did not proceed to the bathroom grab the paper towels and cleaner and look at the g-ma and say "Here you go, if you need anything else it's in here".
NOPE NOT ME!On my weekly
Wal-Mart trip to get a few groceries and items for the house I decided that I was not going to keep
Brooklynn in her car seat for the trip through the store. She's been really good lately and why not let her sit up like a big girl through the store. Well it wasn't until we were almost completely done with our trip that I realized that those 3 glasses of tea I just had at dinner were about to kick in. Oh wait Crap, How the heck am I going to do this? How am I going to take
Brooklynn into the bathroom, do my business and hold her at the same time? Now if I had the car seat it would be easy. So there I am trucking on back to the bathroom. I take
Brooklynn into the large handicap stall, (sorry handicap people I think I deserve that large stall at this moment). So I def
do not walk over to the toilet with her on my hip, I
don't wiggle outta my jeans, and squat with her on my lap. Then she
doesn't just sit there and stare at me like, hey mom what the heck are you doing?. I then
don't finish my business and walk outta the stall with 4 people staring at me. I know they are questioning who went to the bathroom and
how'd they do that? I then
don't wash my hands one handed acting like everything is perfectly normal. Now who in their right mind would do that, huh?
Nope Not I!So I was giving
Brooklynn a bath the other night and like usual I take her out of the tub to dry her off and spend about 15 minutes trying to get her dressed. Like she normally does she crawled away from me as I as getting her clothes outta the dresser. She sat there by her
toy box playing so nicely being butt naked and all. So I grabbed her and got her dressed. I noticed though after i was finished and started putting her toys away that where she was previous sitting was a little wet. Grant it I know she just got outta the tub and all. So what do i
not do, I
do not call my hubby and say hey, do you think this is pee? I
do not let him then feel it and clean it up.
Nope not I. Don't ya think I have dealt with enough pee this week?
So that wraps up my NOT ME MONDAY post come back for more. Don't forget to hop on over to
Momma Bex's and
MckMama's blogs. My post may have just involved doing #1 don't forgot to read
Momma Bex's involving #2.